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#128: Sam’s Canadian

This stuff’s way hot – words cannot describe the pain!

4 Stars / 0g Carbs


#127: Pure Cap

A couple friends were over when I tried this one.  Has an eye dropper and i put a couple drops on my finger and tried it.  Since it’s capsaicin in a vegetable oil suspension, the flavor’s nothin to write home about.  Of course it’s quite hot, but I’d say Dave’s Insanity is easily just as hot if not hotter. . 500,000 Scoville Units hot!

1 Star / 0g Carbs


#126: Dave’s Insanity Sauce

Yeah this stuff burns real good – tried it mixed with other sauce to cool it down but too much for me!

http://www.davesgourmet.com

4 Stars / 0g Carbs


#125: Da Bomb Ground Zero

Tried the tiniest amount possible and it stung for a good while.  234,000 Scoville Units.  Not much flavor – just lots of heat.

http://www.originaljuan.com

1 Stars / 0g Carbs


#124: Burnmegood.com

Boiling hot with 500,000 scoville unit ingredients.  Comes with cool keychain.

http://www.burnmegood.com

3 Stars / 1g Carbs


#123: Blair’s Mega Death

This stuff’s totally lethal and boiling hot.  More than I can handle!  Has habanero pods!  Comes with the cool skull keychain

http://www.deathsauce.com

4 Stars / 0g Carbs


#122: 99%

Full of Habanero Peppers, this hot sauce is thick and very hot!  It also boasts the fact that it contains no added sugars or preservatives.

2 Stars / 0g Carbs


#121: Yeeoow!

Very hot and full of interesting stuff like onion, cilantro and capsicum.

2 Stars / 0g Carbs


#120: Wet Fart XX with Pooh

When I’ve tried to get people to sample this stuff, half say ‘I dunno…  Wet fart…’ and the other half try it.  As for me, it was the fiorst bottle I opened from a batch HotSaucePlanet sent me and I was pleasantly surprised.  At first smell, I thought of de Arbol peppers, but actually it’s got aged red peppers like a lot of ho hum sauces.  But with the addition of parmesan cheese, romano cheese and a smorgasboard of different spices, I was very happily surprised.  Some good spicy stuff!

http://www.hotsauceplanet.com

4 Stars / 1g Carbs


#119: Washington State

Not even made in Washington state – made down south.  Part of a big series of hot sauces, this one is very hot and extremely salty.

http://www.asskickin.com

2 Stars / 0g Carbs


#118: Sting ‘N Linger Habanero

This is a pretty hot one – it doesn’t sting so much as linger though!  Made from tomatoes, chilies, onion, garlic, lemon juice, honey and habanero.

http://www.stingnlinger.com

3 Stars / ?g Carbs


#117: Shockamania

High carbs, low flavor.

1 Star / 4.5 Carbs


#116: Shelton’s Cackalackey

Not really hot, semi-tasty.  Kind of boring.

2 Stars / 0g Carbs


#115: Raging Inferno

A hot sauce made with Tamarinds.  I detest tamarinds.  I detest this sauce.

1 Star / ? Carbs


#114: Rawhide

Lots of habanero and even has passionfruit – pretty good sauce!

3 Stars / ?g Carbs


#113: Peppa Colada

One donated by www.sanjuanhotsop.com.  A hot sauce with pineapple, hot peppers and coconut flavored rum.  What sick individual thought this would be a good idea??  Hot sauces with alcohol in them taste like crap.  PERIOD!

http://www.pepperworld.com

1 Stars / ?g Carbs


#112: Pain Is Good Batch #112 Jalapeno Harissa

Strange.  A hot sauce with mint in it?  Definately something that would work with lamb.  Donated by www.sanjuanhotshop.com.

http://www.originaljuan.com

2 Stars / ?g Carbs


#111: Pain Is Good Batch #66 Jalapeno Wasabi

A chunky one.  Not my favorite in the world though – would be good instead of tartar sauce on fish’n’chips.

http://www.originaljuan.com

2 Stars / 3g Carbs


#110: Pain Is Good Batch #37 Garlic Style

This stuff is way awesome – very akin to my other favorite, Melinda’s Garlic.  This stuff is full of garlic and habanero! Chunky and pretty decent.  Good n pork.

http://www.originaljuan.com

5 Stars / 1g Carbs


#109: Mason Dixon Spice Co. Cayenne Habanero Test Batch

Harold at mdspice.com sent me this one – told me it was mislabeled as Confederate Whoop-Ass, but was actually a test-batch of an upcoming product of his!  All I know is that it has Habaneros and Cayenne pepper in it and it tastes pretty good!

http://www.mdspice.com

3 Stars / ?g Carbs


#108: Seattle Mariners

Has quite a bit of kick to it but that’s only second to it’s saltiness.

http://www.hotsauceharrys.com

2 Stars / 0g Carbs


#107: Habanero Hot Sauce From Hell

This is pretty hot and pretty boring – not much of a flavor to it other than just heat.

http://www.beyondhot.com

2 Stars / 0g Carbs


#106: Gettysburg Cannon Fire

It’s got quite the kick to it too – and the best part is that the seeds and everything isn’t ground to smooth; its mice and chunky!

2 Stars / 2g Carbe


#105: Figueroa Brothers’ Ass In The Tub

This stuff’s pretty hot – one of those creeper style sauces.

http://www.melindas.com

2 Stars / 0g Carbs